Now for anyone who thinks I’m joking, please refer to the photo below. Phizzle aka Oloro Mr Rapper has been down with Swine Flu for a few days now. We were really hoping it wasn’t Swine Flu but after our boy got rushed by an ambulance to the hospital for testing that seems to be the case.Some of the symptoms reported by the doctor were an extraordinary urge to “spit” and “sick flow”.

The doctor also said Phizzle seems to have a unique strain of the virus which can be passed via his music. I thereby advise all listeners out there to desist from listening to any song or track or drop with Phizzle on it, for precautionary reasons until further research into the nature of Phizzle’s Swine Flu strain. It has also been reported today that one listener, somewhere in the UK seems to also be down with symptoms similar to Phizzle’s.

Phizzle seen chillin with pigs/swine at the beach

We have also found out that Phizzle has been engaging in reckless behaviour and has been hanging out or “chillin” with pigs at the beach. It is suspected Phizzle has had the virus for a while now, but it didn’t becoem active till the recent outbreak. Rumor also has it that Phizzle grew up right next to a Swine Farm in Ibadan, which means he could have had the disease for almost 20 years now. We don’t know how many people have caught it from him, but he is currently under quarantine till further notice.

WARNING

Do NOT download the Jaiye Jaiye track placed here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/585660358a48fbf9/ if you like your life and please desist from listening to any other form of music by Phizzle / Fela / Oloro Mr Rapper or any other of his aliases so as not to catch the Swine Flu virus. Also make sure you turn off or mute your radio once DJ Spinall starts playing this track on Ray Power FM.

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